Vancan Outta The Blue

I decided to Re-Write Teach Me How To Dougie by CaliSwag after he had such a great game tonight versus Edmonton. I was drinking while I re-wrote this! Hope you Love it, and learn how to Duco!

Warning: this post doesn’t represent my actual writing skills!

Ayo! Ayo!
Teach me how to Duco (ayo! )

They be like Luuuu! (what?)
Can u teach me how to Duco?
You know why?
‘Cause all the Tweeters love me. (ayo! )
All I need is a team that’s super slumpin’,
And for you, you, you to beak em off and dump ‘em!
Put your fingers on the keys, and get off the schneid,
Ye Hordi gon’ fight you when you hit dat Duco right!
Ain’t nobody Puckin’ wid da bro with the quick Left, Right!
He go by Ducky and he hit dat ice with blunders,
I ain’t from T-Dot but I T-Dot flounder!
He show his tweets off and errbody tryna follow,
Dem pre-season goals and skillz are hard to swallow!
You just do you and pass it to me (all day),
Zebras love to hate so they try to screw me,
Stortini be stuck to me, I think they tryna do me,
I makin’ all da highlights den TSN Top 10’s me,
Dis opponent’s  bubblegum so I had to chew him!

[Chorus]
Teach me how to Duco,
Teach me, teach me how to Duco,
Teach me how to Duco,
Teach me, teach me how to Duco,
All my team-mates love me,
All my, all my team-mates love me,
All my team-mates love me,
You ain’t Puckin wid my Duco! x2

[Verse 2]
My name is Burrrr!
For da dudes who I haven’t bitten,
I know I’m from da East but I can teach you how to Duco!
Step up in da rink and all these snitches touch me,
All da Hosers hosin’, none of them can dope me,
I hear da guy screamin’ like “Ayo! Get it Kessss!”
So it’s in my mouth and I make a big messss!
Dey like “why you do dat? He just Duco’s on the floor!”
And when dat Hoser stop they like “Duco me some mo’!”
I’m like a hoser kinda tired so, I pass it to ma bro!
K-bone! Show these cats how to do deke em out their pants,

Den they learned real fast as you brought it through their hood.

And got da whole league askin…

[Chorus]
Teach me how to Duco,
Teach me, teach me how to Duco,
Teach me how to Duco,
Teach me, teach me how to Duco,
All my team-mates love me,
All my, all my team-mates love me,
All my team-mates love me,
You ain’t Puckin wid my Duco! x2
[Verse 3]
On my backside, I don’t really like to flounder,
I’m just tryna get bent and meet a 1st rounder,
(Mmm) she do her Duco and all them Hosers hatin’ but I’m bout
To escape with just a 2 and head home. (Puck it)
She about to Duco and become sloppy seconds,
And Avery’d touch it even if she had a dong.

She like Phaneuf, I think she love me but,
I change da subject and I do my Duco,
Cuz, I don’t give a Puck, blow Cuthbert, get money (Elishaaaa)
Me, Luuuu, Burrr n Kes in the back with puck bunnies,
We gon’ make em do the Duco in the middle of da ice,
And when I asked for some icetime dat biznasty looked at me funny
Daaah! snitch you can’t tell me no all star turn up da heat,
And I just put it top shelf, I just see the Duco when errrybody
Flubbin and I hate Flyers jofas cuz the CarBomb keep flunkin!

[Chorus]
Teach me how to Duco,
Teach me, teach me how to Duco,
Teach me how to Duco,
Teach me, teach me how to Duco,
All my team-mates love me,
All my, all my team-mates love me,
All my team-mates love me,
You ain’t Puckin wid my Duco! x2