Vancan Outta The Blue

Really Toronto?
October 31, 2011, 14:40
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By Josh Hall

Really Ron Wilson?

Dion Phaneuf is, “…the best defenseman in the league?” Really? Sure he’s got 11 points in 11 games this season but really?

Come on Coach, just looking at the stats, there are two players with more points than Phagoof and you say he’s not only the best in the league, but the best, “by a country mile.” REALLY?

Dude, your team just lost to the Ottawa Senators. Yes, I know you made the comment after a win against the Pens but really? The Sens? Sure they’ve won 6 straight now, but really?

I mean really, of your seven wins so far, five of them have been against teams that likely won’t make the playoffs (Montreal x2, Ottawa, Calgary, Winnipeg).

Oh wow, you beat the Penguins! Get real Ron, those Pens were Crosby-less, Stall-less and suffering with a defective Evgeni Malkin.

And to the fans of the Maple Leafs. Really? You all really think your team is going to keep this up? I guess I can respect sticking by your team regardless and really, who wouldn’t be happy when their team is winning, but REALLY?

The Maple Leafs will never ever get past the first round of the playoffs ever again.

Sure, call Phaneuf what you want now! But I’ve heard that he who gets the sloppy seconds gets facial herpes and starts to suck again at some point.

Oh and then there’s Kessel. Puh-leeease! 18 points in 11 games; hmmm, really? Again, look at the teams you’ve played. Jan Bulis would have 18 points in 11 games if he got to play all of them against the bottom 1/5 of the league.

If I’m being honest, really, I foresee Kessel cooling off around Christmas and finishing with 70 something points.

You know the saying, “Don’t get your hopes up!”

Come on Toronto! Really?

Really Count: 14


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